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The movie takes off with Vijay (Anil Kapoor), a rich (and only) son of Anupam Kher, returning home from studying in America. Yes, even the Hindi movie fanatics who can’t understand a word to save their lives get the point… there’s an overdose of ‘American designer clothes’ (thank God the ‘lil “designer” darjees in India spelled Hilfiger correctly, not Hilfinger….darn those typos!)… for sure a typical from America (main kya Ralph Lauren ki beti lagti hoon?). He’s a lazy one, motherless and brainless, choosing pleasure (American-style, of COURSE!) over work and responsibilities. Tsk tsk, America’s desi children are so terribly spoiled and morals is just a word in a dictionary that we have yet to open. Anupam Kher, the ‘pregnant’ father (looks like a goose-feathered pillow to me), wants his beta to work, take over the business, and judging on Anil’s loose lifestyle, wants him to get settled to an innocent, wonderful Indian girl (how pure they are, how corrupt us phooljharis are in America). Pardes, anyone? Puh-lease!
Casting: Anil Kapoor, Kajol, Anupam Kher, Mink Singh, Johny Lever
Director: Satish Kaushik
Shakti Kapoor, some loser who works for Anupam, wants his niece, Anita (Mink Singh), to marry Anil for the traditional “then I will take over his business and money” bakwaas. Anil sings a wonderful “I’ve Got Style” or something, song, with Mink, they look like total idiots, with a bunch of losers trying to dance with them to some hopeless waste of film. Anil’s clothes begin to beg for help, Mink’s clothes beg for some more. Megha (Kajol) is Anupam’s personal secretary, and is amazingly efficient at everything, her job, her taking care of Anupam, her CLOTHES, etc. Potential wife material. She also comes from a family of dimwits, and she must take care of all of them before they use up all of the water in India with their fake tears.
Anil refuses to get married, Anupam uses the traditional “I am dying soon” scene, Anil agrees with one shart, that he will marry only for a year, and basically, if he is ‘whipped’ by the end of the year, he will stay married to the girl, otherwise, talaak. Anupam is discontent (obviously, when you have such a moron for a son) but agrees, sets up Kajol with Anil, figuring she can whip him, asap. Kajol and Anil meet, Anil tells her about his stupid agreement, she gets mad and says some bakwaas about she not the girl from America that you can just sleep with and rent, and throw away with money (prostitutes, we are, for sure..it’s a requirement for all desi girls in America). Did we fail to point out that prostitutes in India are far too many, and are the main culprits in spreading HIV? I guess Bollywood doesn’t have time to read newspapers (though they kept showing the newspaper written in English…ahhh …they must’ve not had the time, with all that rona dhona…) Anyways, Kajol agrees after a big scene at home where everyone in her dimwitted family is either going to blow themselves up or hang themselves, and so they are married.
A year and several songs pass, she has done everything for him, pujas and bruths, nursing him and cooking for him, loving him and singing with him, dancing and more… and he decides that he appreciates her kind services but isn’t whipped, so “C-ya”. Her life crumbles, Anupam is disgusted and saddened, and Anil keeps searching for that darn “feeling” he didn’t feel for her.
She goes home, tries to rebuild her life, men sexually harass her (of course, if she were in America, her life would be normal, she would be fully respected in society and move on to another contract, no prob), and Anil figures out he loves her.
The rest of the movie is filled with Anil trying to get Kajol back, her soon-to-be annoying stubbornness, some songs, alot of rona dhona, pregnancy, lot of whining, some blood here and there, and a baby..the rising agony ends. Fabulous, no?
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